My first VIP flight was between like Bora Bora and Tahiti in a C172, and the passenger opens with “I was told there will be network signal for the whole trip, I understand that it might have to be disable at times, so please let me know ahead of time”
I’m thinking… “Wifi, on a Cessna over open water… Bro, if our sales people told you that, and you believed them, you’re about to get all the internet you really deserve… BUCKLE UP!”