I've had enough excuses: Where are the stewardesses?

I’ve loaded up ‘heavies’ countless times after building flight plans on Simbrief and reviewing the details in preparation for the work ahead. I’ve reviewed checklists, set switches, configured displays, worked with annoying ATC controllers, not to mention my ■■■■ up co-pilot (he acts respectful but he is such a transparent fellow its obvious he thinks he could perform my role more effectively) diligently followed numerous flight plans setting altitude limits and babying these beasts through sun, moon and inclement weather. And through it all, not one god forsaken stewardess has brought me coffee, not one has come and sat on my lap to help pass the small hours in these often cramped cockpits or even made small talk from the doorway. Not one!

I’m considering a complaint to the BBB over this egregious oversight, Asobo really needs to address this issue posthaste. We are 30+ days past release for crying out loud.

:frowning:

EDIT: In the interests of inclusiveness no doubt there are female customers equally dismayed at the continued lack of stewards as well. We must of course all band together and make our voices heard until this is resolved to our collective satisfaction. uhoh, my wife just read this…Air Marshall, we’ve got a problem up here!

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With tongue firmly planted in cheek, I stand and salute thee.

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Made my day! LOL

LOL. I needed that laugh. Thank you good sir.

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Uniforms for you and your significant other. Take the airline pilot fantasy to the next level!