Keep Calm I'm just back from the future

Wow the futur will be great !! :laughing: :sweat_smile:

:joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:
I just can’t wait for the next patch

Future hotfix:

AP trim oscillating workaround. We have installed a pillow on the roof of the cockpit to avoid you bumping your head causing headaches.

New feature: able to customize color of said pillow

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Don’t think so. We tried since the early Alpha; some of Us really hard.

btw: Patch 1.99.999:
SYS Upgrade: Performance Increased (Amiga users can now get 200 FPS)
KNOWN ISSUE: Slight adjustment to LOD.

Botswana Incoming:

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Amiga users :sweat_smile: :sweat_smile: that really cracked me.

Ok I’ll admit this is funny, but they will definitely fix things.

I can guarantee that in a few months this sim will be very usable

It doesn’t matter if we get Botswana! We can always walk around, not getting close to waves of course…

I like that ambient occlusion effect. I see the future.

Patch 2.0.1 / December 2021 :
New aircraft : add Boeing 737-MAX, every bug of 737-MAX is reproduce in the simulator, first airliner 100% functionnal like reality in MSFS.

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I hope so, and I believe so. But not sure if we are talking about few months… Or more like 1 year. That is my main concern right now, the agility to provide quick fixes. And also the visibility over when some features will be implemented or improved. Like ATC. Or the real-life liveries which, based on the trailers, were supposed to be included.

Otherwise I can predict big frustration here

Patch 2.0.2:

  • Throttle now correctly controls all cooling fans in your computer.
  • Landing challenges added.
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This is hilarious. I rarely laugh out loud when reading posts, but this one did it. It’s also sad because it’s true.

First Easter Egg detected:
Using the call sign G-UPPY and performing a gear-up landing at Trondheim Airfield at exactly 19:31 UTC in a King Air or Cessna Citation takes you to the mystic land of Asaba with pink unicorns and white rabbits plus lots of coloured balloons.
Known Issue: Trying to return to the real world via ā€œTHE PORTALā€ takes you back to desktop and deletes all exe files on your hard drive.
Temporary work around: Just don“t do it.

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I hope Asobo are reading the OP, lol.

Patch 2.0.3: Drone ā€œINCEPTIONā€ feature

  • drone simulator viewing the drone that is viewing the drone that is viewing the aircraft you’re flying. Also works in VR!
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