First, you all seemingly missed the point here: first, you ignored the international iconography (covered by the standard ISO 9999) of „don‘t-take-this-too-seriously“ (aka winking smiley 
), second MS Paint has been around since Windows 1.0 and dare you Microsoft if you ever removed it from Windows as it is and thirdly let me conclude my argument with this:
https://www.androidhire.com/best-30-unbelievable-paintings-drawn-on-ms-paint/
(Simply search for „MS Paint artwork“ with your favourite search engine for more amazing work)
So who cares about customisable JPEG compression if you have a full palette of 16 brilliant colours to choose from!