Ok, what do the people in that Black Van want with me!

Just about every airport I land at, even in different country’s, when I park my Cessna, that Black van drives over. Sometimes I start back up and move, and they still come to me. What do the people in the black van want with me!!!

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I guess, the black van is the airport taxi service. It comes close so you don’t have to walk far. :grin:

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They just want to “talk with you”. Please get in the back of the van!

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This is very bad! Must be some sort of plainclothes FBI officers! No matter where you run (or eventually fly), they will chase you. Forever.

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And don’t try to run. There is a helicopter, yes a helicopter (but you can’t see it), hovering just about 1500 feet above you. If you run they have orders to terminate you. :slight_smile:

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“If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them…”

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It’s customs coming to “clear” you. :stuck_out_tongue:

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Men in black…

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It must be the US secret service…
Try a call-sign other then ‘airforce one’ :slight_smile:

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It’s the Airplane Repo guys! Run away…

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It’s a new feature secretly included by Asobo in the last update (FS2020rc7) because the number of Zendesk bug reports are too many to sort through. The guys in the black van are Asobo devs who want to ask you if you had a good (bug-free) flight to get first-hand information.
Please do not run away and co-operate with them - for all our sakes.

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Men in black vans

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Does that van have a red racing stripe and spoiler? :crazy_face:

I have suspected that there is some routine where some service vehicles stick to a pattern until you are near. I’ve been taxiing parallel to the runway, then a vehicle off to my left decides to drive right on the section I was in, right in front of me!

It’s like that roundabout scene in ‘The Truman Show’.

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You bet - I love it when a plan comes together!

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Call the A-TEAM!!!

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I hope FoldingBrush213 can fly very smoothly and avoid all turbulence… I wouldn’t want to wake up the one that’s sedated in mid-flight!

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