Hi @WantonAssembly,
I’m replying to your post, but also to the entire topic. 
For those that get the “decompressing” problem, please report this to zendesk. I agree that there is a problem with this. I don’t know why it happens with some users and not others.
When reporting, do it as a Feedback request (rather than a bug) that they look into how they are doing this. I’ve been able assist those with this problem by manually decompressing the file with WinRAR or 7-Zip.